res ipsa loquitur

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

radiantbutterfly:

Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

ohshititsgreg:

If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me

iamnotyourwhoree:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

(Source: didyoujusteatsofapizza)